Hush Hush.

I got a top secret black box in the mail. It was from MINI and for my eyes only. So I thought I'd breach protocol a bit and sneak some clandestine photos to you, my dear readers.

Notice the witty humor on the box. I feel obliged to give you some of those responses, but because you are my trusted inner circle, I'd rather give you a peek inside. So we'll forego the cloak and dagger, and open the black box together.

Hmm. It's a book entitled "a dizzying look at the awesomeness of small." Those funny lot over at MINI spreading the cause of literacy, eh? Maybe, not. Upon further inspection, I notice it's quite light in the load, suspiciously so. Perhaps a clever ruse? Let's crack the cover, break the spine, and browse its pages with a fine-toothed eye... or however it goes.

Nine chapters. Succinct. Less is more, quick to the point, all that jazz. And a forward by the good doctor and author... what's this, though? Another puzzling discover is made when the page turns... laced with forboden... and gold leaf. No, not really, that.

But there is a secret compartment! Not since "Shawshenk Redemption!" Oops, kind of a plot killer. Pay it no mind, just go see the movie already. By now the suspense was killing me. MINI was sending me some hush hush information by means of the tricks and tools of the spycraft trade - deception. My forefinger brushed the cardboard flap before it wedged itself further into the slot, pulling the little door open with unabated anticipation, and like a time capsule anxious to spill its secrets, the 'book' revealed what MINI had intended for my eyes only. And that, my dear readers, is the end of this post.

Oh come off it. You want to know what's inside, ditch your boring car and buy a MINI.