Hush Hush.

I got a top secret black box in the mail. It was from MINI and for my eyes only. So I thought I'd breach protocol a bit and sneak some clandestine photos to you, my dear readers.

Notice the witty humor on the box. I feel obliged to give you some of those responses, but because you are my trusted inner circle, I'd rather give you a peek inside. So we'll forego the cloak and dagger, and open the black box together.

Hmm. It's a book entitled "a dizzying look at the awesomeness of small." Those funny lot over at MINI spreading the cause of literacy, eh? Maybe, not. Upon further inspection, I notice it's quite light in the load, suspiciously so. Perhaps a clever ruse? Let's crack the cover, break the spine, and browse its pages with a fine-toothed eye... or however it goes.


Nine chapters. Succinct. Less is more, quick to the point, all that jazz. And a forward by the good doctor and author... what's this, though? Another puzzling discover is made when the page turns... laced with forboden... and gold leaf. No, not really, that.

But there is a secret compartment! Not since "Shawshenk Redemption!" Oops, kind of a plot killer. Pay it no mind, just go see the movie already. By now the suspense was killing me. MINI was sending me some hush hush information by means of the tricks and tools of the spycraft trade - deception. My forefinger brushed the cardboard flap before it wedged itself further into the slot, pulling the little door open with unabated anticipation, and like a time capsule anxious to spill its secrets, the 'book' revealed what MINI had intended for my eyes only. And that, my dear readers, is the end of this post.

Oh come off it. You want to know what's inside, ditch your boring car and buy a MINI.

9 comments:

Allie D. said...

Ass! lol

Matt-Man said...

They sent you a tiny spare tire?

Robert said...

The secret compartment contains plans for a clandestine program designed to end the reign of the VW Beetle as the worlds favorite cute car. MINI plans to replace destroy Herbie the Love Bug and replace him with a MINI driving Vern Troyer in the up coming 2008 film "Herbie Goes to Hell" Jason Voorhees makes a guest appearance.

becca said...

drama queen.

kEnny said...

I would have thought that was a full size spare tire, jack kit, jumper cables, tire cables, and a folding stretcher for when you need to carry your Mini over a 3 inch barrier.

Army said...

You're all a bunch of comedians! Though I'm surprised no one said my MINI was inside, being sent back after a repair using very tiny instruments.

As for Becca and Allie, well, you two are just a couple of potty mouths.

kEnny said...

I think we all know that your Mini can hold at least yourself, an iPod, and one other passenger. The book would have to be at least like... twice that size for the whole thing to fit in!

Robert said...

So it's a Zen paradox thing, like holding in your hand an egg that contains the entire universe.

Allie D. said...

BOB SAGET!!!