Snakes on a Plane

I always enjoy a movie that is not afraid to announce just how ridiculous it is merely by it's title. I offer up "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle", "Dude, Where's My Car?", and "Freddy Got Fingered" as some obvious ones. And now we quickly segue to my absolute favorite...

"Snakes on a Plane" LOL

And the kicker folks...it stars non other than Samuel L. Jackson! Ooh, I can just hear it now...

"What the fuck you telling me, stewardess? Are there mo-fucking snakes on this GODDAMN PLANE!? What the fuck, muthafucker!"

Mwuhahahahaha!!! This is cracking me up!!

The first thing that came to mind...there was an SNL sketch once about a cobra on an airplane that talked to people and snuck up behind them and bit them. I think Christopher Walken was in it, which made it scary by that fact alone. Okay, it was a wreck, but by gum, you just couldn't look away.

So I did a little snooping about on this flick and found a few freakin funny things. First off, there are photos to enjoy. Is it a coincidence that the banner along the top is for disaster relief? LOL -- the verdict is still out.

The best for last -- this movie has been immortalized before it's even out! The phrase "snakes on a plane" has already made it into Urban Dictionary with various meanings and phraseology! My favorite is using it as to say, "eh, shit happens." (sigh) This has been a great laugh for me.

If you thought Napoleon Dynamite had too many t-shirts printed in its honor, wait until this one catches on. Oops, too late.

God, I love cyberspace : )

9 comments:

Allie D. said...

My god... I learn something new every day. One question- Do the snakes want a foot massage? Because Sam Jackson is the foot massage fuckin master!

bkdubya said...

I have three thoughts worth sharing:

1. The best part of "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" is any part with NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.*

2. Christopher Walken = SNL god.

3. Who is the fucking hot muthafucka** in this movie? Add it to my queue, baby!

*of "Doogie Houser, MD" fame. But I think I prefer his role in "Starship Troopers."

**Everyone else said "fuck" - so I had to.

Army said...

Allison, if a snake got some feet going on, I'm getting the mo-fuck out of Dodge!

Army said...

B-dub,

This is apparently my filth post in a lowly form of discourse. Fuckin-A!

By the by, I think Kal Penn is hotter than Neil...

I'm just saying...

bkdubya said...

On hotness, Kal-el totally wins hands down (or hands on...or....)...but NPH is perhaps one the greatest cameo-guys in the muthafuckin' bizness.

Allie D. said...

Chris- by the way, you've been tagged on my blog. You best get to it.

Alen Romero said...

Frankly, Chris, I'm still not convinced this is a real movie. But it most definitely will live on as a web only joke. Either way we can all still have fun saying 'snakes on a plane...'

Army said...

Alen, keep the faith, my brother! SoaP will be made and it will rock us all with its B grade goodness!!

Ben said...

Well, I've actually experienced "Snakes on a Plane", and not in movie form. I was sitting in the row in front of my parents, and my mom put her foot down (sans shoes!) and the floor started to move. A 3-4 foot Python had found it's way from the front of the plane (snuck on in a lady's purse) to the back and found refuge under my parent's and my seats.

So next time you're flying, beware of SNAKES ON A PLANE......