Things That Were Said

Army: "I don't know, there's just something about a jockstrap that I find... creepy. (Pause) I'm not sure why... I have to get to the bottom of it."

B-Dub: "There is no bottom of it!"


Army: "There's just something about long hair on a guy that I find unattractive. Cut it short already! Long hair is for girls!"

Mamabean: "I think he's hot either way."

Army: "Oh c'mon! That's not even a hairdo... it's a herdo."


Mamabean: "I'll make the general's chicken and you can bring over some eggrolls."

Army: "Deal. Should I also bring over some pot tea?"

Mamabean: "Um, pot tea?"

Army: "Yeah, that was supposed to be hot tea, but who knows after today. (stops to ponder) Can you even make tea from marijuana?"

Lil' known fact to me: Actually, you can.


Bubz The Troll said...

About the last part:

Yes you can. Never had it myself but Google is my friend.

Allie D. said...

hahahha... "herdo." Absolutely brilliant. You will one day have your own dictionary. This is my prediction.

Army said...

bubz - I also have a love affair with Google!

allie - I'm particularly fond of herdo, too! It just came to me in the moment : )

I have been collecting all my pet phrases and wordsmithed creations. One day... that dictionary may come to be : )