Things That Were Said
Army: "I don't know, there's just something about a jockstrap that I find... creepy. (Pause) I'm not sure why... I have to get to the bottom of it."
B-Dub: "There is no bottom of it!"
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Army: "There's just something about long hair on a guy that I find unattractive. Cut it short already! Long hair is for girls!"
Mamabean: "I think he's hot either way."
Army: "Oh c'mon! That's not even a hairdo... it's a herdo."
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Mamabean: "I'll make the general's chicken and you can bring over some eggrolls."
Army: "Deal. Should I also bring over some pot tea?"
Mamabean: "Um, pot tea?"
Army: "Yeah, that was supposed to be hot tea, but who knows after today. (stops to ponder) Can you even make tea from marijuana?"
Lil' known fact to me: Actually, you can.
3 comments:
About the last part:
Yes you can. Never had it myself but Google is my friend.
http://www.marijuana-tea.com/
hahahha... "herdo." Absolutely brilliant. You will one day have your own dictionary. This is my prediction.
bubz - I also have a love affair with Google!
allie - I'm particularly fond of herdo, too! It just came to me in the moment : )
I have been collecting all my pet phrases and wordsmithed creations. One day... that dictionary may come to be : )
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